Inside jokes from the psych ward

"Just read a case on anaphylaxis-- a legitimate way to die secondary to esophageal collapse...kinda..." -nicole

"haha i just read a case where a 28 y/o F resident presented with...Thump Thump."
-tan

‎"...that was the bus...SMURFS!"
-nicole

[someone pops their head in the door. she looks a little disheveled and then closed it quickly]
"was she wearing shoes?"
 -Tan
[most of the patients don't wear shoes. they were the hospital socks with grip on the bottom]

"the only thing that differentiates us from them is this white coat....and shoes"
-Tan

"I'm going to move to North Dakota where I know my patients won't speak Spanish"
-Tan on his inabilities to communicate in spanish

"Never try dying your hair post-call. lesson learned"
-Me to Nicole after a post-call hair disaster