chicken scratch

part of my job every morning is to decipher the handwriting of attendings who have practiced medicine so long that they dont give a shift if anyone other then themselves cant read their handwriting. seriously, its like they do it just to fuck with everyone else. in internal med we get consults with all different specialties so each morning we look in the patient's chart and see what the consult suggests. without fail, every morning i have to get at least 1 other person to get a second opinion on what the note actually says.