“happy birthday!!” - dr L as he pulls out the baby in a c/s
"andale" -Dr L whenever he wants you to speed it, or just whenever he feels like saying it
"whats the best way to clean this thing "-me referring to my stethoscope "throw it in the toilet and flush"- dr L's response on overhearing our conversation
"did you ask about how she feels about the casey anthony case verdict?" dr.L asks me in the middle of presenting a patient in the clinic
“do you see a sign outside saying burger king? no. because this is not burger king, you cannot ‘have it your way?’ -dr v to pt's who request c sections [contrary to popular belief, c sections are only done when medically indicated]
“this is a test for down’s syndrome, we want to make sure your baby wont come out looking like this [points to Masato]” -dr. v to pregnant pt
“when does the brain develop?" -Dr T. “um, 4 months after fertilization, um, i mean 4 weeks, wait, um, sometime really early..[everyone dies laughing]” -lance on rounds
During surgery: “cut cut cut”- Dr. L tells me about cutting a suture, after i miss the string i say “well now your just making me nervous” he replies "good"
“this is bullshit” turns to me, "i mean....this is a very complicated case" - dr. w during surgery
“lets look around and find something cool for dorothy to look at” - dr w before closing up our abdominal hysterectomy
“i just saved her from appendicitis and she didnt even know it” -dr h
“i found my first cervix, sounds weird i know” -Kavitha
"im leaving, ive had enough of you guys" Dr.L [one of the few men that work in the OB department. We were in the break room and starting talking about cute boys...he got bored i guess]
"How to tell the difference between a 3rd year and 4th year medical student: Attending Physician dismisses you for the day. 3rd year: lingers, waiting for friends to walk out with, says bye and thank you to the staff. 4th year: cloud of dust and in his car within seconds." -Tan
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