"med school is like running a marathon with no feet or legs so you have to army crawl along the hot asphalt, and then you take a wrong turn and you can't find your way back to the race course, and at this point you're exhausted and lost and have road rash all over and you just want to quit but then you realize there is a wolf with rabies behind you, and if you stop it will eat you. so you have to keep going and hope that you survive till the end when someone will whisk you away in a stretcher and feed you vodka sodas with a straw."

-anonymous first year medical student

reply by another first year:
"I'd say it's more like prison...You get half an hour a day of yard time, the occasional conjugal visit...and get raped on a daily basis."


to bad they have NO IDEA how much worse it gets. HAHA