Before I croak and donate my body to science, I'm gonna get a tattoo list of all the stuff that is wrong with me so 1st year med students can go on a treasure hunt. It'll also tell them that if they desecrate my body I'll haunt their children.
-CP

The medical school course load is like being given a tank of gatorade to drink in 10 min. you start out parched but after maybe 1 L you're no longer thirsty and you still have to keep drinking and you know you'll never finish it.
-MY