some quotes from an interesting 2 months...

"doctors should have a course on growing some balls...or ovaries"
 -doc

"we don't break the 80 hour rule here. public service announcement.  such bullshit... [under his breathe]
-doc

"i caught my 16 year old daughter drinking. found a cheap ass bottle of vodka in her closet" -doctor
"i think it's legal in your own home to drink if you are under 21 as long as there is someone over the age of 25 supervising" -intern
"stay away from my daughter" -doctor

"why won't you refill my pain killer prescription?" -patient
"because you don't need such a strong pain medication anymore. I will give you something different" -doctor
"im gonna have to get my attorney on this then" -patient
"why? he can't write it for you." -doctor

"Having a nurse as a patient is almost as bad as having a medical student in the hospital. remember that one western kid that was here last year? we pulled him into morning report and made him present himself. he did a pretty good job from what i can remember"
 -doctor, referring to Tan without even knowing it

"could have been a hero, not a zero"
 -doc

"MRI. that stands for 'More Radiologist Income"
 -doc

"almost intern proof, but we'll see..."
-doc

doc pulls up a medical student's H&P on the computer for all to see, it read, "the patient fell while he pooed."  hysterical laughter resulted

"kid came in with abdominal pain after eating an entire large bag of flaming hot cheetos"
-doc

one intern points out another interns mistake to cover her own ass:
 "thump thump. that was the bus"
-doc