"Is it just me or is it unnatural to have to be asleep by 8pm?" -Tan

Thursday at 11am:

While eating lunch Nicole looks at her watch then looks up at me:

" I know, don't say it. It's still the AM" -me

"yeah. so wait, that means I'll be able to go home in about...24 hours" -Nicole
[ps lunch at 11am is the norm when you wake up at 4:30]


"why do you like to torture yourself? -nurse
"[long pause]what do you mean?" -me
"why did you go to med school?" -nurse
"i ask myself that everyday..."-me

"its like the show ER without all the dialogue" -one of the 10 people crowded outside the patient's room who was coding