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i went in to the hospital at 6am yesterday. i left the hospital today at noon. that, just in case you cant count [or are just in disbelief] is a 30 hour shift. i got to sleep for about 4 hours. how did i end the shift? the best possible way...had to do a rectal exam right before i got to go home. like i always say, theres no better way to end a 30hour shift that to stick your finger in someones...