"I knew women were complicated....but learning about the endless pathology associated with their reproductive tract made realize how complicated they really are."
-Nolan

"When your pen runs out of ink, what should you be thinking about?

a) FMMSL
b) I need a new pen
c) bed time
d) where's the gin
e) four of the above"
-Sam

**FMMSL=Fck My Med School Life